October 2011
>Casually step into living room for something,...
poisonedsilence:
>Talking about Detroit Lions latest game
>Hear “And then Megatron went 50 yards for a touch down”
>Know about the nickname, still think of him going like this however:
this started out as a love letter
julietburgess:
My fat body does not have curves; it has speedbumps.
I am not your picturesque fatty as they say because my stretchmarks climb my stomach like vines on a tree watered by blood. My texture isn’t fluffy, as you might prefer it be. My body is rough - built like an armory; long ago, it is covered in forests of stories.
My face naturally glows, but not like a blushing bride. Rather;...
This is an emoticon of a man angrily flipping a...
everythinginthesky:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
That is all.
“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power...”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via bookmania)
Watchgoddessofcheese:
staybrutalalex:
The greatest speech know to man. If this does not change the way you think something is wrong.
Dang, the notes on this thing…
“Really. After I have broken the back of the Autobot resistance and claimed Iacon...”
– Shockwave, signing off like a boss (via hunjeok)
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– The good doctor (via jeremyedwin)
“If you have never wept bitter tears because a wonderful story has come to an end...”
– Michael Ende, The Neverending Story (via myquoteables)
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan.
